Funniest Movie Quotes That Will Leave You in Stitches

Do you love watching comedy movies? Do you find yourself cracking up at the witty, absurd, or downright hilarious lines from your favorite characters? If so, you’re in for a treat!

We’ve rounded up the funniest movie quotes of all time. These gems are sure to put a smile on your face, whether it’s a subtle chuckle or a full-blown belly laugh. So grab some popcorn, kick back, and enjoy this dose of cinematic humor!

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"I am serious… and don't call me Shirley."Watch scene →

Airplane! (1980)

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) delivers this iconic line with perfect comedic timing, responding to Ted Striker (Robert Hays) in the midst of a tense moment. The humor hinges on a clever pun: “Surely” sounds like “Shirley,” leading to the absurdly serious reply, “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” This line perfectly captures the zany, deadpan humor that defines Airplane!

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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"Watch scene →

The Italian Job (1969)

Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) drops this sharply British remark after a mishap with explosives leaves an entire van destroyed instead of just its doors. The dry wit and understated humor make it a classic moment in cinematic comedy.

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"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."Watch scene →

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) nonchalantly reveals her extreme dieting mindset, capturing both the absurdity and pressure of the high-fashion world. Delivered with deadpan perfection, this line hilariously highlights her obsessive dedication.

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"I’m not bad, I'm just drawn that way."Watch scene →

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Jessica Rabbit (voiced by Kathleen Turner), the sultry wife of the cartoon rabbit Roger Rabbit (voiced by Charles Fleischer), says this to Eddie Valiant delivers this sly and seductive line with impeccable charm. It’s a clever play on her animated nature and the misconceptions about her, blending humor with a touch of intrigue.

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"You're gonna need a bigger boat."Watch scene →

Jaws (1975)

This is said by Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) to Quint (Robert Shaw), the shark hunter, after Brody sees the massive size of the great white shark they are hunting. Its mix of humor and dread perfectly encapsulates the escalating tension of the moment.

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"You're killing me, Smalls!"Watch scene →

The Sandlot (1993)

Ham Porter (Patrick Renna) delivers this iconic line whenever Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry) fumbles or acts clueless. It’s a perfect blend of exasperation and friendship, capturing the comedic chaos of childhood camaraderie.

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"I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is."Watch scene →

Forrest Gump (1994)

In this unforgettable scene, Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) pours his heart out to Jenny (Robin Wright) in his uniquely straightforward and sincere way. While the moment is deeply touching, the humorous self-awareness in his words makes it both endearing and amusing.